I can’t stop watching Glee. I’ve been watching the first season all day long.
Watching “Throwdown” now.
And I can’t believe we all have to wait 4 months! :’(
“Alright, everybody! Listen up. When you hear your name walk to my side next to this shiny black thing.
Santana, Wheels, Gay Kid. Come on, move it!
Asian, Other Asian, Aretha, Shaft.”
— Sue Sylvester; Glee 1.07: “Throwdown”.
“My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise.”
— Kurt Hummel; Glee 1.04: “Preggers”.
(via gleeky)
- Kurt: Dad. I have something that I want to say. I'm glad you're proud of me, but I don't want to lie anymore. Being a part of Glee Club and football has really shown me that I can be anything, and what I am... is... I'm gay.
- Burt Hummel: I know.
- Kurt: Really?
- Burt Hummel: I've known since you were three. All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels. I guess I'm not totally in love with the idea, but... if that's who you are, there's nothing I can do about it. And I love you just as much. OK? [They hug] Thanks for telling me Kurt. [He starts to go] You're sure, right?
- Kurt: Yeah Dad, I'm sure.
- Burt Hummel: I'm just checking.
Aprender ingles :
Si tiene que viajar de emergencia a los Estados Unidos y no tiene tiempo para aprender ingles, léase esto, lo puede salvar en un momento de necesidad:
1. Si quiere una COCA COLA diga GUIMI A COUC.
2. Si quiere un cafe y una dona diga COFI AN DONUT.
3. Si quiere unos huevos con jamon diga JAM AN EGS.
4. Si se agarra un dedo con la puerta del Taxi diga FOC.
*5. Si algo le parece muy costoso diga FOC.
6. Si se cae en el metro diga FOC.
7. Si lo asaltan en el Bronx diga FOC.
8. Si se encuentra con una mujer de esas de película diga UANA FOC !.
9. Si alguien le grita algo que contenga FOC responda FOQUIU TU.
10.Si pierde el pasaporte, detenga un policia y diga AI LOST MAI FOQUIN PEIPERS.
11.Si se pierde en la ciudad, grite AI AM FOQUIN LOST.
12.Cuando se refiera a un tercero diga DE FOQUIN GAI OVER-DER.
13.Si quiere acostarse con una morenota dígale AI UANA FOC WIZ YU.
14.Si quiere acostarse con una rubia dígale JALOU, CAN AI FOQUIU?.
15.Si no sabe donde tomar un Taxi diga JAO TU GET A FOQUIN CAB?.
16.Si esta muy enojado NO diga REFOC, solo diga FOC varias veces(FOC, FOC, FOC,.
17.Si le quieren tomar el pelo pregunte AR YU FOQUIN MI?.
18.Y si estas instrucciones no le sirven de mucho…” Uat da foc YU uant?”
2) Español para gringos:
1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I’m gonna have a dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit. (jajaja.. coño que bueno)
5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I’m kind a sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
*7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
10.See eye = si hay = yes we have
11. T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
*13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I’m going to insert it in you
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Hi. My name is Aarón, I'm 17 from Mexico City. Single.
I post random things I like. Reblogs are really common on here.
December.
- (500) Days of Summer
- Glee
- The Fame Monster
- Carla Bruni
- Starbucks Christmas images
- The Twilight Saga: New Moon (The Score)
- Christmas songs
- The Picture of Dorian Gray
I run with the wolves. Check out my Fuck Yeah! Team Jacob Tumblr page.
